10 Garden Tools To Slash Your Way Through The Zombie Apocalypse

When it comes to a zombie apocalypse you probably won’t have much time to gather supplies, right? Well it’s a good thing that you’ve got a garden shed full of weapons that you can kick some ass with! A lot of these are going to have multiple purposes too, perfect for when you need to do a spot of wood chopping, or tend to those weeds around your tent! Let’s take a look into the tool shed.

Axeaxe

Duh right? The trusty axe has been in basically every zombie movie ever and for good reason. It’s going to do a lot of damage, can be used to chop wood for the camp fire and it’s relatively portable. Buy one here!

Scythescythe

Let’s get serial killer style! Perfect for slashing and dashing. No more zombies here. Buy one here!

Rakerake

Not the best option, but beggars can’t be choosers! I’m sure you’ll be able to use the long range to give zombies at distance, before smashing their skulls apart. Buy one here!

Shearsshears felco

Another great choice, essentially as a long knife but they can also be used to cut up fabric to make bandages. A trust tool for all Zombie hunters! Defend yourself now!

Nail Gunnail gun

Do I really need to explain? Shoot nails!

Hedge Trimmerhedge trimmer

Maybe not the best choice if you’ve got no electricity… but if you’ve got a petrol fuelled hedge trimmer then it looks like its zombie kebab for dinner! Buy one here!

Pitchforkpitch fork

What more could you really want? You’ve got distance, pointy things and a sturdy handle to lunge with. The only disadvantage is that it won’t be too great indoors. Stick to your shears for that. Stab some zombies!

Hoehoe

If you’ve ever hit yourself in the foot with a hoe then you’ll know why this is a great weapon. Ouch. Check out this hoe!

Lawnmowerride on lawn mower

Surprisingly fast, and I’m sure you’ll be able to run down a few straggling Z’s. Check out this beast!

Hammerhammer

It won’t be great getting up close and personal with a zombie, but at least you’ll be able to kill it. SMASH

What are you going to grab from your tool shed to survive the apocalypse? Comment down below.

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